kimpissible:

sir i asked for a resume. this is just a printed screenshot of your flappybird highscore wait..what the fuck. how did you get over 7. youre hired

(via odinsblog)

24.Apr.14 11 hours ago

kingchestnutsroastinonanopenfire:

Wizards can make fun of muggles all they want but the joke’s on them because phones can do in two seconds what they use owls and high-level magic to do, AND we have tanks. Try to avada kedavra a tank you stick-wiggling nerds

(Source: kingcheddarxvii, via helioscentrifuge)

24.Apr.14 11 hours ago
24.Apr.14 11 hours ago

chickenuqqet:

"hates a strong word"

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24.Apr.14 11 hours ago

thatdudeemu:

youbetternotbringyokids:

h0odrich:

white people willingly refrain from throwing around ‘voldemort’ but start a earthquake when they’re told ‘n-gga’ isn’t for them

White people won’t say Beetlejuice 3 times but say “nigga” like it ain’t nothing

White people scared to say Bloody Mary, but will look at a black person with no fear and say nigga

(via helioscentrifuge)

24.Apr.14 11 hours ago

accioguitardis:

cyberunfamous:

trillow:

how much do islands cost i want one

Less than a college education

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what the fuck

(via oddly-intriguing)

24.Apr.14 11 hours ago

imadad3:

firstgaydog:

in pokemon you can battle a cop

you can battle a cop in real life if you arent a weenie

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24.Apr.14 11 hours ago

serving size: 4

yeah

all 4 me

(Source: jesusthelastairbender, via helioscentrifuge)

24.Apr.14 11 hours ago